I think the rather smug (and AWESOME) smile Yossy wears in this photo says it all…over 10,000 people have read things on this site. YAAAY!!!
(Actually probably half of those are for my jailbaiting-Koharu-is-wrong post…not sure how to feel when the main searches that lead people here are “jailbait ass” and other such things. Aw well. Thanks for coming by anyway!)
I just kept looking at the hit-counter thing and blinking. It was unattractive and odd, but really, there was nothing I could do. When I started this entirely self-indulgent blogging business, I never thought anyone else (except that one person) would ever know it existed.
Actually, no one would ever have read this, nor commented at all, nor even called me names about this blog without International Wota. *bows humbly* Thanks for noticing me.
That being said, and also for the fact that all my planned posts have gone by the wayside for the time being, I decided to do what I always do when I want to nudge this place back to life a bit: pic spam!!! Honestly, you have to wonder who actually decides which pics get published.
Whoever it is, is a genius.

Junjun = pimpin’ it up. Notice where her hand is…———————->

Yossy, meanwhile, has a whole new generation of hearts to break.
You’re pretty cute, sweetheart…shall we dance?

I think it was right about here when it occurred to her how pimp-tastic she actually is.
“Wait a minute…I’m fucking AWESOME!”

See the amazing Yossy toss the young Nutjob’s head into the audience!
Her helicopter-ponytail will bring it back….

What can I say…trees need love too?

It seems what Fujimoto needs is BEWBS!!!
“Feel that? That’s what you’re giving up to get married, kitten!”

Hello Project: Where laying eggs is serious business.

Concentrate…concentrate….

It’s tiring demanding work, laying an egg onstage.
“no really, I already did…just keeping them warm underneath the ol’ skirt here…”

“Hold on, hold on…I think I got one…”

Sometimes the chicken-dance helps things along.

Too much pink: makes even your own fingers seem amazing.

In which someone FINALLY gives Winky a good kick in the ass.

But she’s up and flashing those safety-pants once again. Strong, ain’t she?

T: What can I say? I guess even kicks in that ass don’t work…
R: That’s right bitch. FEAR MY SAFETY-PANTS!

M: I’M CUTE TODAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!!!!!!!!!!!
N: ME TOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!
M:CRACK RUUUUUUUUUUUUULES!!!!!
N: I’M HIGH ON MYSELF!!!!!!!

Iida Kaori still possesses Mame from time to time. Sitting on a chair is serious business. after all.

Wait, wait. Everyone shut up. Goto is going to talk about her favourite shops…because we’re all dying to know.

Except maybe these two.

N: Say it ain’t so Tsunku-san!
T: Hush young Nacchi. I’ve always wanted to look more like an INSANE FREAK.
(For the record, I know this isn’t Tsunku and it was for a play she did, that was probably awesome. I just think the pic is amazingly funny out of context. Really, isn’t that what this is about?)

R: No seriously, he gave me a diamond that was THIS BIG…

M:…And there’s the one who sent me the bunny cell-strap, and the one who kept sending locks of his hair…
E: Wait, let’s see if I can fire a sexy-beam and get me some gifts!

H: I rabu you.
A: I rabu you too.
Fans: Aren’t you guys supposed to be angry?
Maniac-Fans: NOW GROPE HER!!!

Every H!P Event’s eventual ‘wtf’ face.
This time, she’s wondering why she’s been draped in a huge blue net.

Even Nutjob can’t figure out what is with some of these.

The return of Winky’s rendition of ‘WAR’…entirely drunk.
UGH! GOOD GOD Y’ALL!
The following two pics were capped entirely by accident. I happened to pause on these moments and then proceeded to laugh…a lot.
1)

Ogawa – being all cool.
Nacchi – YAY yo!
Matsuura – just don’t give a fuck.
2)

Y: WHAT!? Yeah I’m racing against freakin’ kids. My life is like that! (#&$H#&*$^ sports-fest!!
Kids: Um…ganbatte?

To cope with Nutjob, Fujimoto had to go too far with the whisky at times…
N:KUSUMI DEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESU!!!
F: Are you fuckin’ seein’ this??? Gawd!!

She feels better with Matsuura…
F: Heh. Everyone sucks but us.
M: Basically.

Linlin don’t need crack.
She’s freakin’ awesome…

N: I don’t know about this Ishikawa-san…
R: We’re going to win. We must.
Reina: My sandals look awesome.

Y: It’s already won guys. Just relax.
K: It’s true.
Eri: Reina’s sandals look awesome.

Junjun: Yossy the Second?
Still trying.
‘Till next time!
~Isilie

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August 15, 2009 at 10:13 am
passerby
hey.. came across your blog while searching for a translation of nanchatte renai. instead ended up laughing to tears with just about every entry i clicked. i may just be sleep deprived or i may just be glad i’m not the ONLY FREAKING H!P FAN who doesn’t like reina but yes. kudos =D